A Hellish expirience
John Kolt author of the new novel "To hell and Back" graciously offered a few moments of his time to explain this death defying phenomenon. April 17th of 1996, John was out fishing with his late wife Marry. The seas got rough and John and his wife were thrown from the boat. Mary drowned shortly there after, while John took his most terrefying vacation. To hell. After being revived in a local hospitol, John stayed two full weeks to recover. Our interview with John left us chilled, and horrified. "I felt myself being drawn out of my earthly body..." "I was in a dark room alone....a loud voice boomed to lay down" "I did, and the room was immediately filled with these chittering ants....I've had a childhood hatred for ants" "trying to stand only made it hurt" "I could go on...but it gets much much worse...I feel as though a peice of hell has come back with me... that is why I have submitted myself to the EMU correction facility, I feel a threat to mankind." Some say John is a delusional man, others the trauma of it all has effected him...Doctors... clinically insane. But we at Wasted Bandwidth choose to believe the validness of the expirience.
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