Late Breaking News!!!

Today 35 incidents were reported of what appears to be Canabalistic fish. After hours of research, our sources have discoverd the egsact cause. "Killer tuna from Mars" a disturebed victom repeated over and over untill carried away in a stretcher. Other reports indicate these creatures have come in search of Spam, and will stop at no costs to deprive the world of it. This horrific event could be the start of world wide hysteria. And real proof that there truly is life, on other planets. Only three hours after arrival they have made their demands known by a poorly written note soon delivered to the president. The chemicals found in spam appear to help sustain their life, which they ingest through their rather large gills. Eye witness reports reveal that they have taken their ransom. One Mrs.Martha Stewart...People People Where are my facts? you want me to believe they actually think we WANT her back? *caugh* *caugh* ahem.. it appears that their demands may not be met as soon as they like. Wait...just in, the president has replyed, and is letting them keep both the spam and Martha. It appears the world is now a safer place, thanx to our friends the Tuna.