Age: around 15 in human years, 258 in rat years

Hair: Over his entire body, color: dark brown

Eyes: Beady, black

Height: 7

Distinguishing Features: Long snout, whiskers, overly large front teeth protruding from his mouth, a long tail, claws on both feet and hands, large ears extending upright from his head

Last Seen: 6/25/98

Last Seen With: the entire New York 5th Precinct behind him

Last Seen Wearing: Only snapped chains and a collar, probably disposed of by now

If you have any, I repeat, ANY information regarding the whereabouts of Ratboy, contact Wasted Bandwidth IMMEDIATELY!! This is urgent! Ratboy is dangerous unless captive and tranquilized! He was discovered in the sewers 2 months ago and kept secret by the government for genetic experimentation and observation. Unfortunately, he killed his keepers and managed to escape! HE WILL KILL EVEN IF UNPROVOKED!!!