10. You could've swore you hear someone yell "Papa Smurf!" yesterday.

9. You keep imagining this whistling...

8. You're walking through the kitchen when you hear a"OW!!-crunch-squish". You clean something blue and gooey off the bottom of your shoe.

7. Little blue tube floats keep blocking your pool filter.

6. There are itty bitty footprints in the dust on your furniture.

5. There are short blonde hairs in your bathroom sink.

4. Your cat pukes up 3 small unidentifiable objects, white, hollow, resembling mushroom caps.

3. On the clothesline next to your unmentionables hangs tiny blue lingerie.

2. You slip in a pile of strange blue berries in your den.

1. You find 6 inch tall mushroom houses in your backyard.