I told you, there's no pancakes in here!
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| Philosophy, Idealistic Thoughts, & Fuzzy Logic | |||||||||||||||||||
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I know the place appears to be haunted,but that's why I got it really cheap.To me that's great because living alone can be boring at times, so something is always going on here, 24/7. Now do you understand why folks always confuse my place with that other one that's serving pancakes 7 days a week. Those pancake people drive me nutz! My life has been a living hell ever since those dweebs opened a web-site! I blame this whole damn mess on the screwed up on the modernization of life in general. Everything in life is ...hurry, hurry, hurry. Quick, quick, quick! Somewhere in life, some brainchild came up the the idea of intializing everything in life & I don't understand all these damn intials, do you??? | ||||||||||||||||||
| Ok Pastor, what's the point? | |||||||||||||||||||
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The whole point is that one day one of the Church Ladies insisted I try internet dating. (Hmmm???) Using what I guess you would say is, Blonde Logic, Here Is What Happened! A certain Blonde Church Lady, who I'll spare the embarrasment & leave nameless from (The Church of the Fallen Biker) suggested I email this chick who's a Blonde Nurse with rather Large Breasts, works in the Hospital emergengy room, doesn't like Educational TV, BUT, loves Sex, has Money, & enjoys eating good Ice Cream. Hell,I ended up talking to a rather large woman, who not only wasn't a nurse in the Intensive Care Unit, she likes to beat men for fun! Aside from that, she claimed she didn't have an attitude problem ...however she did have a scorching case of Herpes! | ||||||||||||||||||
| How on God's green earth did she come up with that??? | |||||||||||||||||||
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Ok, Lizbeth's coppin' to makin' this giagantic boo-boo, so she said it was ok to put her picture up here, in the hall of shame. How did she get these completely opposite women mixed up? Here's how she decyphered the ad. The ad read "BBW iso M for S&M. I don't get PMS, but I do have an STD. If this doesn't bother you, contact me at... or Catch me at work on ICQ." Here's how Alicia read this ad... "BBW" (Breasty Blonde Woman) ISO M for S&M (She's looking for a man who wants who's Sex, cause she's got Money!) ...I don't get PMS (According to Alicia, she doesn't quite understand the concept of PMS ...Public TV), but I do have an STD (To the best I can understand, Alicia thought that she liked flowers alot & had an account at that florist that delivers! ...You know STD, the Flower People??? ROFL) ...email me, or I can be reached on ICQ at work. (Lizbeth thought she was an nurse at the "ICQ" Department at the hospital... you know Intensive Care Quarters. rofl.) And that, is the story of Lizbeth's brainstorming! | ||||||||||||||||||
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