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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were Blonde. I'll type slower, ok? | You see IHOP stands for the International House Of Pastor, so there's no way in hell I'm fixin you pancakes! However, if you heart is set on them, pick me up an order to go would ya? "Gee Pastor I'm getting confused, what's goin on here?" Ssssh!, it's a secret ok? You see we're going incognito! No honey, that's not some kinda foreign motorcycle ignition system, it means I'm laying low, kind of undercover, ok? (PS: In the event that you're still wondering about that new motorcycle someone mentioned to you, I'll go one step ahead & clarify things further, ok? Whatever you heard about a menstural cycle being an new Italian motorcycle isn't true! Are you following this, or have I lost you again? If by chance you're lost, but you're able to find your way past the first page, you'll find a link to my email, I'll show ya Why??? Because I love Blondes! PS: Don't forget to leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind in the event you get lost again...
Right now you're saying... Ohhh, I get it!
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I'm Sorry, but much like a neutered dog, I don't think you are getting it. | Ok, I've got a brunette with me now, so she'll help me translate this for you! OK, Here goes, there can't be 2 Church's of the Fallen Biker, right? So, things had to change a little bit. Now, before you even say the sites look similar and strangely enough, so do you, I'll tell ya it's not my twin... It's because I'm the same lunatic that runs The Church of the Fallen Biker! You really didn't think there was somebody out there who was as equally demented, deranged & look just like me by a strange coincidence, did you? Don't even answer that, it's rhetorical! (No sweetheart, that doesn't mean it's a part of history, it means... Oh well, I'll be right back, I'm going to need that brunette to translate again.
Ok, now you're starting to understand...
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You're doing just fine now, so bear with me! | Whew! I'm glad you do cause it's difficult being eloquent when you're limited to using words that are under three sylables & don't exceed six letters. Why thank you, you look quite stunning also, but eloquent means well spoken, not well dressed honey. Hmmm, back to "square A" again, I'll be back in a few minutes with the brunette again, but in the mean time I really could use a few cocktails right now! "Pastor Honey, what's Black & Blue and lies in a ditch? That's right! It's a Brunette who told too many Blonde jokes!" (....Sssmmmaaaccckkk!) Ouch!!! Hey wait a minute, I'm a Redhead, not a Brunette! (Sssmmmaaaccckkk!) Owww, Dammit that hurts! Why did you do that for? "That's for bein a smart-ass, Pastor!" (Nobody loves Blonde jokes more than my friend Candy(we're just friends), in fact she told me to go ahead & use her picture. No kiddin', if you doubt it email her. Go to the link that leads to my other site, The Church of the Fallen Biker. It's at the bottom of the page. Hell, go there & visit anyway, It's way cool!)
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