dickhead is your friend.
dickhead smokes a pack a day.
dickhead is a raver.
dickhead is a clubber.
dickhead is a KASA member.
dickhead is the product of matte and danner's love
dickhead promotes peace.
dickhead loves you! <33333333

the short inspiring story of dickheads life
once upon a time in a land not too far away.... a lovely couple by the name of matte and danner lived in a small yet cozy dorm room in southern california. the kind Irvinian couple's marriage was strongly opposed by both sides of the family, however their love was too strong for a conflict like that to separate them. so they ran away and proved to the world that they would make it in this cruel world by giving birth to a lovely flowerchild named DICKHEAD. dickhead grew up in a home of love and drugs. the family of three were rich in love and only love.... dickhead lived off of the few bits of food matte and danner would sneak out of pippens each day. to give dickhead an enriching life, his father DANNER would take dickhead to special events for children called RAVES. this is how dickhead became a candy kid.
dickhead is now a full time raver and he would be happy to put vapor rub under your nose anytime. 
AW~! what a good viber........
if you'd like to contact dickhead for a fun time please contact his father DANNER at 
"[email protected]".....

dickheads favorates.
dickheads favorate TV show is "married with Children"
dickheads favorate color is turquois-brown.
dickheads favorate movie is "half-baked"
dickheads favorate actor is mel gibson
dickheads favorate actress is sigourney weaver.
dickheads favorate food is curry rice.
dickheads favorate candy is "now n Laters"
dickheads favorate past time is making beaded necklaces and bracelettes to give away at "special events"
dickhead is a virgin and promotes abstinence among teenagers.
dickheads favorate question "why drink n drive when you can drop e n fly?"
dickhead is now an active member in KASA and would like to become president of the organization by the year 2002 in order to promote unity among korean american ravers.
dickhead says PLUR to all~~~~~~~~~~~~