Southpark Wavs
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Cartman: "I have a nice body and I wanna show it off!"

Cartman: "I'm the one thats gonna be on TV, lookin all buff!"

Kyle: "Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go." Mr. Garrison: "I think you should ask Mr. Hat."... etc.

Cartman signals the Visitors, as only HE can!

Stan gives a compliment.

Terrence and Phil call Scott a dick.. ad infinitum.

Cartman tells Stan how to handle women.

Cartman: "Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants."

Cartman shares his feelings about french people."

Mr. Garrison: "Well! You don't see that everyday!"

Kyle is so sad he's gone.... NOT!

Cartman: "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!"

Cartman and Kyle discuss gunplay."

Cartman: "My weenies won't cook!"

Kyle: "It must suck to get your ass kicked by a girl Stan." Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!"

Oh my god! They killed Kenny! (again)

Mr. Mackey: "As I was saying, drugs are bad, you shouldn't do drugs... mkay?"

Cartman kicks @$$.

Kyle: "At least my mom's not on the cover of Crack-Whore Magazine!"

Everybody's gotta be king of something....

Terrence: "Ugly Bob, your face looks like someboyd tried to put out a forrest fire with a screwdriver!"

Phil: "Terrence... what color is the wind??"

Now here's a good way to get rug burn!"

Stan: "Holy Crap!"

Poor Cartman... lost in Ethernopia....

Cartman: "No kitty you can't have any! No kitty.. this is MY POT PIE!"

Cartman's favorite snack...

Cartman complains about his ass...

Stan: "You farted!" Cartman: "Somebody's bakin' brownies."

Cartman telling someone to shut up.

Terrence: "I was going to make us a family again, but now you've slept with Ugly Bob!"

Eric's way of making new friends...

Kyle and Stan discuss how fat Sally Struthers is...

I'll Roe Shambo ya for it!

Terrence: "I've got an idea, why don't you put this paper bag over your head Ugly Bob, then people won't see how hideously ugly you are!"

Kyle: "I'll shoot you!" Cartman: "I'll fill you full of lead!"

Cartman... when things go wrong.

Cartman: "Hey! I am a cop and you will respect my authority!"

Cartman: "Oh boy, Super Bitch is at it again!"

Cartman: "Ma!! Kitty's being a dildo!"

Something for the AOLers to add to their "You've got mail!" event

Go ahead, get some more! I won't tell!

Cartman: "Awww jesus, are you f*cking kidding me"
Terrence: "Philip! Ive got good news and bad news!" Philip: "Give it to me straight Terrence." Terrence: "The good news is.. you have a clean bill of health." Philip: "Oh what a relief!" Terrence: "The bad news is.. you have cancer!"
Cartman: "Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow yer balls all over yer pants!"
Chef: "Ok! Everybody get in line so I can whoop all ya'lls asses!"
Cartman: "I only know how to do it doggie style."
Stan: "Shut up butt pirate! I'm trying to hear!"
Cartman's feelings on circumcision: "Dude! That is not cool! Choppin' off wee-wee's is NOT COOL!"
Cartman sings while he works: "Day's never finished! Massah got me workin... some day Massah set me free!"
Cartman breaks up a domestic dispute: "Ok ok... let's watch the language.. there's children present hee-yah!
Cartman: "My uncle says smokin' crack is kinda cool." Kyle: "Hey why don't we go watch some of those porno thingies" Stan: "Cool!"
Principle Victoria: "Eric! what do you think you're doing?" Cartman: "Hey! He said I could have his pudding, ask him yourself." Cartman's ventriloquist act: "That's right Principle Victoria, its ok with me cuz Eric is cool!"
Chef doesn't approve of Eric's Halloween costume.
Chef explains what an anal probe is.
Another one of Cartman's many "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"
Cartman laughs at Wendy and Stan.
Cartman laughs at Wendy and Stan, again.
Mr. Hanky: Hooowwwwwdy Ho! Howdy Ho Kyle!
Mr. Garrison: "Boy I'll tell ya Mr. Hat, being hot n sexy is fun for awhile but it sure does get boring." Mr. Hat: "You can say that again Mr. Garrison!"
Mr. Garrison hurls after hearing about his surgery AND the movie Contact.
Cartman sings the "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch" song.
Cartman sings the big finish to "Kyle's Mom is a Bitch".

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