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Mulder: "Have you ever had the suspicion that you've been abducted by aliens?"

Scully: "He said they just found your bleepin' UFO."

Mulder: "Yeah... spectral figures aren't known for leaving finger prints. Casper never did."

Cancer Man: "Nothing vanishes without a trace! BURN IT!"

Mulder:"Just hack me some identification numbers."

Mulder: "Is this about the tooth they found in the cafeteria jello?"

Mulder: "Whatever tape you found in that VCR isnt mine." Scully: "Good... because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours."

Scully: "You know that guy really pisses me off."

Mulder: "Well, they told me that even though my deoderant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man."

Mulder: "I'm really not in the mood for the Three Stooges."

Mulder: "At least they were having safe sex."

Scully: "Apparently miracles don't come cheap."

Mulder: "I can't... not as long as the truth is out there."

Scully: "Oh promise me this isn't leading to something really embarassing."

Jesse Ventura as an MIB: "Your scientific illiteracy makes me shudder!"

Mulder: "Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now?"

Mulder's lover from a previous life: "Your eyes may've changed shade... but it cannot color the soul behind them. We have come together in this life, this time, only to meet in passing. Its so heart breakin to wait. I miss you!

Mulder: "You know sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles."

Scully: "You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep."

Mulder: "On the other hand... how evolved can a man be who drives a Dodge Dart?"

Cancer Man: "I'm not afraid to die."

Mulder: "There's a Micheal Jackson joke in here somewhere, but I can't quite find it."

Scully: "I think it's bile." Mulder: "Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?"

Mulder: "Well just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic make up and a really high tolerance for being second guessed, and start pumpin' out the little uberscullys."

Scully: "Nonsensical repetative behavior is a common trait of mental illness." Mulder: "You tryin' to tell me something?"

Mulder: "You're an invertibrate scum sucker whose moral dipstick's about two drops short of bone dry."

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