*** welcome to the page recently voted 3rd best on blue angel street ***
** in fortune city's "city pubs" district **

miss mary
* shaken, not stirred *

coming soon: "The Wall of Shame"
you don't want to see yourself there, trust me. this one's gonna be a riot.

I am so damn cute.

THIS SITE NEEDS MAJOR RE-VAMPING. A COMPLETE REHAUL IS IN THE WORKS. HTML IS GETTING BORING, AND SO IS THIS SUCKY PAGE.
hey kids, scroll down, clickify the thingie, and sign my guestbook already.
and if you are viewing this with netscape, you are seriously missing out.
get with the times and download internet explorer 4.0 or better TODAY. duh.
hey kids, read this

her deal
her girls
her boys
her mantra
the music
the lounge
the linx
celebrity endorsements
pictography
wall of shame


we only like girls.
who needs sex and the city ? ... we've got the lounge.



right back atcha, kiddo
"i am not only witty in myself,
but the cause that wit is in other men."


hi. i don't know much about making webpages, and everything you see here is more or less an experiment. i have no profound knowledge of html or coding or parachuting or any such stuff; i'm not a comp sci major; i just kinda do this cause i like to. it's obsessive and it's fun. woo.

this page is still under major construction, as you can most likely see for yourself.
but i finally have a guestbook,
so validate my feelings as a human being and
SIGN IT already.
if you have comments, questions or concerns about this page, i could really care less.
but feel free to forward all hate mail and decent recipes for chai to the address below.
--miss mary

[email protected]

animals were not harmed in the making of this webpage.
(wha? my counter is actually working?! ROCK!!!)

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