Probably one of the better known pictures in my family. This was taken at my sister Celeste's birthday party when she was about 3. That's her in the paper crown with the bow on it. I'm the one stuffing my face.

We haven't gotten any more civilized as we've grown up. This is a picture from just a couple of years ago when my sis and I celebrated our birthdays together. I think she was turning 23. 20 years later and I still can't feed myself like a normal human being.

Talk about not being able to feed myself. Sheesh. I think I was about 2 or 3 in this picture and had just consumed a large amount of chocolate given to me by the Easter Bunny. How's that hat?

Speaking of Easter, here's my sister conducting herself like a perfect little lady one easter when she was probably around 3.

Okay, enough silly pictures of me and my sister. Here's a pretty good picture of my brother Evans from when he was probably about 10 I think. God, I'm great with these ages, aren't I?

A relatively decent picture of my entire family. That's us: Dorothy, Celeste, yours truly and Evans.

And to close out the family scrapbook page, here is a completely moronic picture. My uncle Rick who took this picture wanted us to be weird and only my sister and I could manage it. Who's weirder in this picture, though, I ask you?