CLAYTOR'S COMMANDMENTS
  1. Thou shall not be friends with sheep.
  2. Thou shall not show disrespect to Qwai Chang Caine.
  3. Thou shall bow and pray to the Blues Brothers.
  4. Thou shall eat Chicken Fingers.
  5. Thou shall worships Camels.
  6. Thou shall only buy Toyota Corolla's and Corvette's.
  7. Thou shall drink Dad's RootBeer
  8. Thou shall listen to disturbingly loud obnoxious music.
  9. Thou shall not covet Claytor's girlfriend.
  10. Thou shall maim and kill.

These are the ways of Claytor...follow them and he shall protect you...disobey them and you choose to face the wrath of Claytor and his merceless Camels...

"These are the words of the Dark Lord..."

 


RETURN