| KRU@W Kids Ridin' Unicorn @ Wendy's | |||||||||||||||||
| An ode to Dave Thomas | The KRU@W-------Keepin it real | ||||||||||||||||
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Once a long time ago, Dave started a company named after a ho, A business man from head to toe, He knew when he had to let go, He left Cornel and his chicken, And work was slim pickin, Just when things started gettin thicken, He started the super francise, Burgers, chicken, biggie fries, Different than McDonald with their lyes, Dave kept it real, he knew the deal, He cooks the meal, He keeps it real on the streets, he stays away from the britsh processed meat, now Dave makes frequenti stops, Shows the cook how to drop, the tue food that never drops, Dave always had stayed true, so eat your food til your face turns blue, cause my man Dave will always say "How may I serve you" |
Joshua Richard Allen "White Chocalate, the Russian" Thurman Wright "Whitey Ford" Andrew Barry "Milkk" Adam Bossi "Big Mac Daddy" John Dudley "Spic" Extended KRU@W family Dan Staples "MJ, Monteray Jack" Bernard Ortalan "Nard" Mike Brigandi "Unknown" Father John "Holy Ho Stopper" John Rodriquez "Puto" Famous KRU@W people Dave Thomas "God" Mike Tyson "HO beater" Michael Jordan "40 Hoes a night" Dan Quale "A HO a day is always a good sign" Marv ALbert "I'll beat a ho" President Clinton "Monica HOlinsky" | ||||||||||||||||
| WHAT WE DO WHEN WE DO IT (the true story) | |||||||||||||||||
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White Chocalate was chillin with Milkk, Whitey Ford, Spic, BMD (Big Mac Daddy) when the cyrstal silhoutte appeared in the sky. The five brothas after entitling themselves as the KRU, or Kids Ridin Unicorns saw this incredible light. It was him. It was Dave. It was Dave Thomas. The Holy Spirit of Dave came down from the bright sky and blessed each of the five friends, christening them into the new light. He said "You must serve Wendy's and teach the people the way to the truth." So off the Holy Messangers went with Dave finally words in there mind "Just count your rocks, barchs." They saw the building the Heaven of good food and family fun. There she was the ho Dave was talkin about. She (Wendy) is the protector of this Heaven. They entered and stumbled. THey felt the power run through them. There was the big ghetto booty ass, the first sign of downtown Wendy's. They bowed to the size of that ass. BAMN! There was an explosion at the front door. There was Ronald McDonald, Mr. Potato Head, Roy Rogers, Hardy's, and Denny's. The KRU which was now @ Wendy's could not allow them to get to Dave. Milkk first busted into action. After dwoning to gallon of wholesome goodness, Milkk did some ill Bruce Lee type shit on Hardy's. Then Spic blasted some ghetto Chelsea fists of fire at Roy Rogers, blinding him with crazy speed. BMD used his ultimate mackin' skills to put Denny's in a trace before using his part in his hair to slice Denny's. Whitey Ford insulted Mr. Potato Head until he turned into a ball of tears. Then while he was crying gave him the trademark "redneck." White Chocalate busted a seriuos nut. He called forth his Winthrop compadres Billy Harris and Jim Logan (cause Winthrop kids don't fight alone) and proceed to get his ass kicked. THe KRU@W was not strong enough to stop the attackers. Then Dave appeared, "It's in you!,". The KRU@W gave each other the Allen trademark eye. Then they said "HO rangers assemble." All of a sudden Megatron fell from the sky after the five combined powers. White Chocalate disappeared for a quick second. Then reappeared yelling to his attackers, "Two words-Nucluer Fuckin' Weapons." After reciting one "Hail Wendy," White Chocalate dropped the bomb. As Ronald and his companions perished the KRU@W heard the sing a verse of "He's an asshole." Dave thanked his preachers. After they had their trademark meals and free frostys Dave sent them on thier way to recruit more to this inane group. Everynight the KRU@W can hear Dave voice saying "Commendable HO!" The KRU@W cannot be stopped. Join! is your only option. Send in your aplications. Feel the power of a true man a true HO! | |||||||||||||||||
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