POEMS BY ME

I thought you wanted me

I thought wrong

Now i turn my head and see you are gone.

you left with no warning

no sing you were going

now I sit here and wonder why bother anymore

i treid to start my life but it was shifted into reverse.

i lived my life for you.

but now why should i even try to survive

for my reason to press on has passed me by

Lifes a Bitch
and then you die
So fuck the world
and lets get HIGH

Love is good
Love is golden
Love is great
In the back of a
HOLDEN

Life's a gamble
Kissing's a game
Guys do all the fucking
girls get all the blame Daddy's a bastard
Mummy's a whore
Jr wouldn't be here
If the rubber hadn't tore

�A trip to the circus, A joyous affair,
�for nice little Sally and her curled golden hair.
Popcorn, Cotton Candy, Peanuts, and more,
�she wondered what other goodies for her were in store.
�She walked to the tent and was met by a clown,
who wore great big shoes and was wearing a frown.
�He grabbed her hand and quickly pulled her away,
for Sally this would be a nightmarish day.
She kicked him in the shin, and in his face she did spit,
�but he kept on walking until he was bit.
�He threw her in a car with other girls and boys,
a car filled with books and cheap plastic toys.
�A fat driver got in and took off with a giggle,
and Sally saw when he laughed his belly would jiggle
. She grabbed a plastic rhino with a sharp plastic horn,
when jammed in the driver's neck, it felt like a thorn.
The driver made a sharp turn, and hit a deep rut,
�and toppled out of the car with a swift kick in the gut.
�Sally jumped in the front seat and started to drive,
she could go pretty fast for a girl of just five.
She mowed down the hairy woman, the midgets and clowns,
she hit a man's stilts and took the man down
They soon reached a dead-end and one tire was flat,
�and the bearded woman was approaching, holding a bat.
�The woman took the children and tied them to a chain,
�and ten minutes later loaded them on a train.
The crowd was silent as the ringmaster began,
all eyes were on the short and� very stout man.
A tough looking man approached the choo-choo,
and she heard the fat lady call him Big Lou.
The children all shouted when they started to roll,
�they all tried to get out, but were poked with a pole
�The audience was shocked when they heard the train skid,
when out of the curtains came ten screaming kids.
�The kids had attacked the driver, and the train had de-railed.
They were all pretty scared and decided to bail.
�The circus was filled with a wave of sheer terror,
�when the whole situation began to get clearer.
�The man juggling flames, had dropped a torch,
and set a passing acrobat on fire with a scorch.
The train smashed into a clown with some soap,
and sent him hurtling into the balanced tight-rope.
�Emitted from the tight-ropist was a gurgling sound,
�as gravity pulled him straight towards the ground.
�Sally had gone crazy and led a giant horde.
�Who stole all of the gagged sword-swallower's swords.
They chased little midgets, and stuffed them in kegs,
�and chased down the poor man, who was born without legs.
They tied him to a wheel, with a few circus men,
�and sent them all rolling into the hungry lion's den.
�The tigers were in a horrible mood,
for they had gone for a week without any food.
So the trainer was in trouble when tied to his feet,
was a great big juicy slab of� smelly fresh meat.
The man in the cannon was clueless of the events,
and was getting hot in the cannon for it had no vents
. When to the big cannon little Sally came,
�she maneuvered the cannon, and carefully took aim.
�Sally pulled a cord and with a "BANG!" and a "POOF!"
�Shot the poor man straight through the roof.
�The buffalo were let loose, and they ran through the crowd,
�a few people were injured and several more gouged.
The crowed all escaped and the stadium cleared,
�except for little brave Sally and a woman with a beard.
The woman was charging, the woman was fat,
�the woman was brandishing a wooden baseball bat
. It looked like the end for our heroine Sally,
for she was the one pin in a giant bowling alley.
The fat woman got a running start and started to roll,
The ground began shaking and there was a terrible roar.
And Sally sped off in a sprint for the door.
The fat woman was trampled, crunched, and spurred,
by a angry, stampeding buffalo herd.
Sally rushed outside where her parents were standing,
right by the sight of the cannon man's landing.
"How was your train ride?" her father said.
�He noticed the bump on Sally's forehead.
"You mean you knew...", "They were supposed to..."
"The train ride was planned...", "They're all gonna sue!!"
�"Oh well," said Sally, "We'll worry in the morning."
And they drove home, the circus still burning.
�-Brandon

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