EVERYONE'S GONE TO THE MOVIES Kids, if you want some fun Mister La Page is your man He's always laughing, having fun Showing his films in his den Come on, come on Soon you will be eighteen I think you know what I mean Don't tell your mamma, your daddy or mamma They'll never know where you've been Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last Listen to what I say He wants to show you the way Right down the hallway with open arms To teach you a new game to play Come on, come on Soon it will be too late Bobbing for apples can wait I know you're used to sixteen or more Sorry we only have eight Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last [Solo] Come on, come on Kids, if you want some fun See what you never have seen Take off your cheaters sit right down Start the projection machine Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last Everyone's gone to the movies, now we're alone at last