HAITIAN DIVORCE Babs and Clean Willy were in love they said So in love the preacher's face turned red Soon everyobody knew the thing was dead He shouts She bites They wrangle through the night She go crazy Got to make a getaway Papa say O No hesitation No tears and no hearts breaking No remorse O Congratulations This is your Haitian divorce She takes the taxi to the good hotel Bon marché‚ as far as she can tell She drinks the zombie from the cocoa shell She feels Alright She get it on tonight Mister driver Take me where the music play Papa say At the Grotto In the greasy chair Sits the Charlie with the lotion And the kinky hair When she smiled she said it all The band was hot so They danced the famous merango Now we dolly back Now we fade to black Tearful reunion in the U.S.A. Day by day those memories fade away Some babies grow in a peculiar way It changed It grew And everybody knew Semi-mojo Who's this kinly so and so Papa go [Chorus]