MY RIVAL The wind was driving in my face The smell of prickly pear [My rival-show me my rival] The milk truck eased into my space Somebody screamed somwhere I struck a match against the door Of Anthony's Bar and Grill I was the whining stranger A fool in love With time to kill I've got detectives on this case They filmed the whole charade [My rival-show me my rival] He's got a scar across his face He wears a hearing aid Sure he's a jolly Roger Until he answers for his crime Yes, I'll match him whim for whim now I still recall when I first held Your tiny hand in mine [My rival-show me my rival] I loved you more than I can tell But now it's stomping time Sure he's a jolly Roger Until he answers for his crime Yes, I'll match him whim for whim now