If you hung around me long enough you'd know I like to bitch about everything under the sun and I want a world-wide fourum to do it on. ABC, CBS, NBC, & FOX won't give me my own show "Bitchin': a slacker's unique perspective on the world", so I'm taking it to the web.
 

Bitch #1 The Alabama State "EDUCATION" Lottery
All theese damn "Christian" do-gooders are hammering the same stupid point about it: "People will spend their whole paychecks on lottery tickets!" I say: "FUCK THEM!" If they're so fucking stupid they would spend a week's pay on $1.00 lottery tickets hoping they will score big, THEY'RE TO STUPID TO WALK THE SAME EARTH AS ME!

Bitch #2 People telling me to tone my language down.
What the fuck right does goddamn anyone have to fucking tell my ass to tone my so-called fucking abusive fucking language down? Fuck them! Shit, if I want to say: fuck, shit, damn, ass, motherfucker, piss, sucks, et cetera why the fuck can't I? If you don't fucking like it fucking stick your fucking head up your fucking shithole and fucking jump motherfucker! Goddamn!