Let’s set the scene:
sometime last semester- my boy and i, were
chillin’ in the pit (hanging out area in academy hall at the Central Islip
campiss). we were awaiting the commencement of the lingerie show
(this detail is not important- considering the residents of C.I.), wen
a man wearing a camouflage cap waddled by. the following thoughts
in the following order gave birth to the era that will forever be known
in history (and biology) books as the “age of absurdity:”
wat’s the point of that camouflaged cap?
maybe he dont want anyone to see his head!
but u can still see the bottom half...
hey, wudnt that be kinda freaky to see a fellow
walking around with half a head?
we shud get us one of those caps…
word, then we wud be unstoppable!
No one wud see us coming!
Well, they wud see half our head.
We cud get a camouflage scarf to cover it
up.
Wudnt that be all sorts of fun, going around
making things invisible?
We cud go around putting that hat on people’s
door knobs and they wudnt know how to
get into their room!!!
You know wat wud be really cool to get- those
camouflage jackets!
Yeah, then people wud just see a head and
some feet…
And if we got the matching attire of the cap
and scarf-
…Only feet wud be seen.
Hey, I’ve seen those army guys with a whole
camouflage uniform and shit…
If we had that- do u realize how powerful
we wud be???
Word!
We cud get into girls locker rooms… like in
that movie “revenge of the nerds.”
I’ve always wanted to do that…
U know wat wood be even better, if we cud
develop a secret invisiblizing potion!
Ya, then we cud do some crazy shit, like pour
it on ourselves and go anywhere we want…
Even great adventure! For free…
We cud also go up to random people and just
punch them-
We cud also pour it all over ourselves except
for our ear and then people wud only see like an ear floating around… I
wonder wat they wud say?
That wud be some funny shit.
Hey, u know wat- we shud jump that kid and
get his cap…
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