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What's that I hearrrr you say? Neverrrr hearrrrd of a purrrrple cat beforrrre??
Well, let me tell you - therrrre arrrre such things you know. At least therrre
arrrre in this household anyway.
Let me intrrrroduce myself.... I am the famous Purrrrple Cat that this perrrrson is always going on about. And yeeeeessssss I am Purrrrple.... afterrrr a fashion I suppose. I'm a Lilac Perrrrsian, to be prrrrecise...with impecable blood-lines too I might add. My parrrrents werrrre both champions, and my grrrrand-daddy was best of brrrreeed forrrr severrrral yearrrrs. |
 I'm a 'puter cat too! |
But I hearrrr you say again that cats cannot be purrrrple or lilac.. but I tell you they can and arrrre! I don't mind so much being an odd colourrrred cat - but my perrrrson could have given me a betterrrr name than LAVENDERRRR!!! I mean rrrrealllllyyyy!!! What sorrrrt of a name is Lavenderrrr for a handsome looking tom like me! Mauve orrrr even Puce orrrr Plumb orrrr just plain old Cat would do but I'm stuck with this strrrrange name..... Lavenderrrr! Oh well, a rose by any otherrrr name...
 Me and herrrr frrrriend playing puterrrs. I like this human! He's my kinda cat |
My perrrrson has a frrrriend that visits us. I like my perrrrson's frrrriend... he plays with me and tickle my earrrrs. I get all excited when I know it is time forrrr him to turrrrn up herrrre! He's my favorrrrite perrrrson... he's nice to me... not like that kid that comes herrrre sometimes! She pulls my beautiful tail and chases me and dumps herrrr dinnerrrr on my head! I hide when she is arrrround.. you would too!!!! |
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