Warning
The songs written and performed by The KCR Band may be extremely offensive to certain people. For those people we say "Go fuck yourselves".
If you plan on booking the band for a live performance, please do not count on us. If we do show up, it may or may not be the whole band. It is very common that someone will forget their guitar. It is also very possible that the band will be too intoxicated to play, and often, certain band members are not available or what we like to call passed out.
If you do have us as a confirmed act to play your venue, make sure there is plenty of alcohol on hand, or we may leave without notice.
It is very important to note that The KCR Band will not be held responsible for any damages done to your property or belongings during their show or throughout the evening. Very often fridges end up on their sides, chairs are flipped over and/or smashed, light fixture covers are used as rum glasses, holes are punched in walls (most common), stains and burn holes to carpet and flooring, etc.
It is highly recommended that you check what your home insurance covers before booking.
We are also not responsible for riots, injuries, arrests, etc. All of these things have happened in past, but the good thing is that nobody has died as a result of a KCR Band performance.
One of the final and most important warnings that we can give you is that if you have neighbors, they will complain! Thank you.
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