NEWS
    Welcome to the news section of the KACK page.  Here's a chronological guide to our latest advancements, with the most recent first-
 
4/24/98- Howzitgoin' all.  Movie update- I've come up with a plot and me and Keith are going to work on advancing it a little more this weekend.  The title will be "...To Spark a Revolution."  The movie will be a cross between a Monty Python movie, Mallrats, a James Bond film, and the plot of the greatest roll-playing strategy game of all time, Starcraft.  It promises to be cool.
 
3/4/98- We got the Nuclear Chemistry report done.  Check out the front cover here.  We got an A on it too!  We could've got an A+ if we didn't identify Otto Von Frisch as a college baseball player known as the Fordham Flash.  Oh well, A's good for me.
 
2/26/98- There's a new KACK science report due this Monday.  Phant and I will join forces with Gonzolive the Olive-eater and smart guy Bill D'Elia.  I'll keep you posted on that.  I signed up for film class next year, it'll be cool.  I suppose I should make a guestbook cause if you want anything done right you might as well do it yourself.
 
1/30/98- It's Friday, and this Friday is special because it's the half way point of the school year.  Next semester I'll be starting Photography and finishing up with Drama (noticed I picked these electives to help me make the movie).  Next year I'm going to take a Film class.  Reynard's taking it with me.  Phant doesn't want to do it though.  He's going to take computer electives.  Its sort of ironic that he takes classes in computers, but yet I'm the one who makes the web page. Phant thinks he knows stuff about computers, but when it comes to the web he's completly clueless.  Visit  his webpage and  tell me what you think.  What a waste of web space, he can't get any images to work and there's basically nothing on it.  I think KACK should be changed to CK if he doesn't start giving a shit.

1/3/98- Hullo. Happy New Year!  My New Year's was cool.  I went to a party.  I didn't go to sleep until 8 A.M.!  I slept until 1.  It was cool.  Enough chatter, let's get down to business.  Start e-mailing the new KACK address  [email protected].  It isn't that new, it just doesn't get any friggin mail.  I don't care if it's a chain letter or even a good mail bomb just mail us!  Well ideas for the movie keep coming in.  So far the cast and crew consists of me, Phant, Reynard, Big Mel, and Wyro.   E-mail us if you are interested in being in my movie or being a camera man or stunt man or coffee boy or whatever.
 
12/20/97- It's finally Saturday.  It's been a long week.  Would you believe it? Only 4 more shopping days 'til christmas!!!  On that note, I'll be visiting the mall today, looks like it could be a busy mall day.  I was gonna have Phant come with me, but he's broke.  We saw the new James Bond movie yesterday.  Most of you know my hostility towards Mr. Bond (him thinking of himself a better superspy than me, Quarro.  Bloody brit!).  The usual, he gets a few sexy chicks, defeats the bad guy, and does it all with some nifty gadgets from the BIA.  It was ok though...
 
12/18/97- Hello again, haven't done anything to this page in a while, sorry to say.  Phant doesn't do anything either so it doesn't  matter.  I felt I should let you all know that we're well aware that this page needs something new.  The company is moving right along.  We are making plans for the KACK movie.  I have recruted 2 new cast members, bringing the number up to 5.  I hope you enjoy the little holiday touch to the main page.  New ideas are coming into existance every minute.  Putting the ideas into effect is another story....... Well, look for the movie in theartes by 1999 or so.  Movie making is a long process so '99 is a good estimate.
 
12/5/97-It's Friday!  The news page is started!  Not posted yet though, I'm afraid, our latest reading of hits was about 7 or so, but mail was sent out to the friends of KACK containing a link in hopes of gaining more hits.  If Phant gets off his lazy ass and makes a guestbook, we will be in luck.  Joining some Anarchist webrings is also on the "will-to-do" list.  Check out the new background I created, nifty, huh?
 

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