Try to picture this. How would it be to wake up one beautiful Saturday morning. You get out of your bed, go take your morning whizz and turn on the T.V. By some divine coincidence, you turn on your T.V. and it's on PBS. While the image is clearing up, you hear some kids "having some fun". All of a sudden you hear some devilish voice come out of nowhere and says "...OK everybody, lets sing a song!!!!..." The image on your T.V. is clearing even more as this "song" starts. "...I love you, you love me..." The song itself is enough to send chills down your spine. But your T.V. image finally clears up, and you see this gigantic purple atrocity dancing with some kids. "...I love you, you love me..." It just keeps repeating itself again and again. This is not a song, it's an evil chant. Yes an evil chant by the antichrist himself......Barney!!!!!

Gee I wonder where she will end up??? Open Wide!!!

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Barney is a ghastly and evil creature that has come out of nowhere to prey on your children and to make them his slaves. If you've ever had the misfortune to watch his show, you'll know what I'm talking about. Barney makes me wanna puke. His dumb voice and costume (I'll elaborate on this in a second) is just plain stupid.

And just look at the kids that appear on that crappy show. They all look like zombies, and they all do exactly as Barney says. Then they do that evil chant, and start dancing around arghh!!! It gives me the creeps. Where do they get these kids anyway?? I can't describe them because there is just no adjective to describe their stupidity, abnormality and retardedness. I can't imagine how a human and caring parent would let their kids watch Barney. But I just can't conceive how would they let their kids appear on that show!!! These parents should have their kids removed from their custody because that is child abuse!!!

Don't forget to look at both sides of the road before you cross kids!!! Splat!!!!

Have you seen they way Barney moves??? I mean, if you grew up watching Sesame Street like me, you would know that Big Bird is someone inside. He only moves his legs and arms (just a bit). On the other hand, Barney is completely mobile!!! He jumps, and even does some stuff humans can't do. I'm begining to question myself if Barney is in fact alive, you know like Johnny 5. I hope this is just an ugly and very stupid rumor.

And just look at this shitty picture!!!! Is that what the Pathfinder really found on Mars??? It better be an extremely vulgar joke, because humans will then be pushed to wipe out the Red Planet. Not that those stinking governmental assholes don't wanna do it already, but that would just give them a reason.

Not that I wish that anything bad to happens to Barney but....I wish Barney meets up with the coolest mass assassin on the face of the Earth!!!

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