Let's see where I begin. Does rap suck?? Well, I don't think rap sucks. I actually listen to some of it like Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Cypress Hill and...that's about it. I like their style because I think it's very original although I must confess I don't understand much of what the Bone dudes actually say, but I pick up a few things here and there. Some of you might be asking yourselves, "... if he does like rap then why does he have a dumbass pissing at the Wu Shit Clan??..." Well, it's very simple. I think Wu Tang Clan sucks!!! The only two wich are cool on that crappy group are Method Man and the good Ol' Dirty Bastard. All the others suck big time. Now let's turn from the mainland to the island. Yes let's look at the rap scene in Puerto Rico.

First of all, for all the people that call Puerto Rican rap "underground", you better get your damn facts straight!!! Underground music is music that's not commercial, is that simple. And what is commercial?? Even more simple, music that you buy on music stores, not the tape you borrow from someone. And another thing that bothers me even more. This genre is rap and only rap OK. It is not by any means reggae!!! Reggae is what the Legendary Bob Marley played. And let's get something straight, I do listen to some of the Puerto Rican rap, as long as they're original and it sounds good. There is a handful of artists out of all that avalanche of so called "artists" that are actually cool. The rest of them suck gargantuan time. There are so many singers, and I would say 85% of all of them do not have any type of talent whatsoever. And you should check some of the names these guys give themselves. Names so dumb like Buru Fat, Nebula, Falo (I don't know if he knows it, but it actually means penis), and so many other names that just make me laugh my balls out. They use names like Baby Rasta, and this thin ass motherfucker doesn't even know what the hell does Rasta stand for. It really irks me when dumb assholes like him throw names around like that without having a clue about its meaning. Then there are the others wich totally rip off names like Shabba Ranks or Pato and Buju Banton. They take these names and make some really stupid derivations like Baby Banton, Bambi Banton (why the hell would you want to call yourself Bambi?!?! Jodio pato asqueroso!!!) Danny Banton, Buju man, Baby Shabba and Baby Ranks. Yep, I know....too many babies also. But could any one of you jackasses be a little more original??

Let me point something one more time. I do listen to some of the Puerto Rican rap. Some of wich I think are worth listening to are Michael y Manuel, Hector y Tito, Rey Pirin, Alberto Stylee, and a few others. These guys are original and they sound cool.

Now, let's put our attention on the people that listen to rap. I don't have any kind of problems with people that listen to rap and stay humble. What I mean by this, is the people that listen to rap and respect diversity and won't criticize you because rap is not what you mainly listen to. People who will not be talking about el video nuevo de The Noise o lo que sea all the fucking time. I respect these people and actually call some of them my friends. These people are cool.

But the thing I just cannot stand, are those dumb nimrods called cacos. Yes, I know you must've read about them already. These bastards walk around thinking (that is if they can think) they are God or something. They live for the sole purpose of listening to "underground". No music is better than "underground"....yeah right. They spend $200 they made from selling drugs to buy a pair of Nikes. Then they buy these Hyundai Accents that cost like $500 and they spend a ton of money on car audio equipment. I do have audio equipment on my car but I didn't spend all the money I have on it. And you should see them on Friday and Saturday nights. When I pass through Isla Verde (a somewhat cool place here in Puerto Rico), you see all of them in action, with their "hot" rides and their audio equipment making a hell lot of distortion because they wanna look cool. Oh yeah, and when you pass by them, they ALWAYS look at you with one hand on their chin. They think they look so cool. They all suck so much. Most of them try to harrass you when they're in groups or corillos. But I know for sure they wouldn't do the same thing if they were alone. I could beat the living hell out of a lot of them, because most of them are as thin as a toothpick.

So if you're a caco and you don't like what you read here....I'd like to say fuck you and I hope some rabid dog rips your balls out so you don't infect this world!!!

Cacos hijos de la gran puta!!! Vayanse a darse por sus culos!! Todos ustedes son un chorro de maricones que se la pasan mirando a los hombres!!!

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