If you read this section you're either a dumbass who can't stand a good laugh or you really want to check every section of my page. If your case is the first one stay tuned for a very important message specially for you (wait until the message loads).

OK people read on. The expressions made on this site are MY opinion. I don't expect that everyone concurs with my opinions nor the other way around. I made everything here with a touch of humor. Maybe I'll criticize something that's of your liking. If you find something that's insulting to you, I advice you not to check that section anymore, because I will not take anything down for anyone.

But if for any reason you find everything here insulting or you don't like humor, I have some advice for you. First, just don't come here anymore. The Net is quite large I would say and I'm sure you will find something that's of your liking. Second, you should go and look for professional help. Humor is one of the best gifts any human being could ever have. So if you're too serious for humor, you have a big problem. And one more thing. When you sign the guestbook, do it in the most sincere way possible. If you think this page sucks in gigantic proportions, let me know. It really won't make much of a difference, because I didn't do this page so everyone would enjoy it. I made it because I have quite a lot of time in my hands, and if I goof around the Web too much that's not all I will have in my hands...hehehe.

You have been warned. If you check my homepage out and get offended by it tough luck for you and also a big FUCK YOU. Anything you read from now on is because you chose to read it, and by getting mad a it will just show how stupid you really are. Now if you don't mind I'm getting out of here. Enjoy the page...or at least try.

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