My name is..... well, just call me Joe. That's my real life nickname so I'm not lying
to you. I'm 19 years old and I live in Rio Piedras, Puerto Rico. I'm a little small
for my age since I'm only 5'6 but hell, you know what they say "...Good things come in small
packages..."
I'm a sophomore at
La Universidad de Puerto Rico (I won't tell you wich campus for security reasons). I
won't tell you what I'm studying either but it has to do with hotels. But to be quite
honest with you, I know crap of what I want to do with my life. I don't have a damn
clue if I'll keep studying the same stuff I am right now or if I will change to
something else. It fucking frustrates me, but I guess that's life.
Well, what the hell do I like to do?? I watch T.V. a lot, and I mean a lot. Some of
my favorite shows are Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Beavis and Butt Head (they rule), Japanese Animation especially Akira and Doomed Megalopolis, WWF
Raw,The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Barney (yeah right), King of the Hill, any Discovery Channel documentary that has
to do with Lions or Hyenas, War documentaries, Jerry Springer (Especially when he brings those retarded
KKK members, I laugh my balls out whenever one of those dumb fucks go there.) and Real T.V.
If you're into the death stuff, I highly recommend you to check out either the Faces
of Death series or the Traces of Death videos. Go and rent them at your video store.
I also like to watch movies. My favorites are horror movies, especially the Friday The
13th series. I've been watching them since I was 8. My favorite chapters are from 1 to 6.
The others are good but not as good as the first six. Many people say these are crappy movies and they don't scare shit. People
that usually say that have never actually seen one, and when they do watch one they shit their pants. I've seen this
over and over again.
Listening to music takes a great part of my life also.
I really don't discriminate much in what music is concerned. I can listen to almost
every type of music, except country and classical.
But some of my personal favorites include Prodigy, Bob Marley, Chemical Brothers,
Sneaker Pimps and of course Rage!!!!! I also love techno and jungle, wich are extremely
cool. And let's not forget the music of one of the best decades in human existance.
Yes I'm refering to the 80's music. Bands like Tears fo Fears (they still exist though, I think),
Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, The Scorpions, were a few of so many bands that made living
in the 80's a bit more enjoyable. Whenever I listen to one of those songs, I remote myself
back to the good old days when I was a 6 year old in first grade. It was way simpler those days.
But enough nostalgic bullshit.
Other stuff I like to do is to hang out with my friends, you know, go anywhere on weekends. Do
something because for all you addicted people, there actually IS a world outside your
room. I also like to make pranks with my friends, any kind of pranks. I live in a neighborhood that's 70%
populated by old people I would say. I love making their life miserable, especially Don Polo,
who's my next door neighbor. Prank calls are cool too. I get a bigger kick when I get called
back by those dumb asses that have Caller I.D. If you have any good prank call idea, don't
hesitate to let me know. When I was a little younger I would throw rocks at bee and wasp
hives and of course, after doing that I would have to run like a damn maniac. But sometimes,
running wasn't enough and one of those bastards would sting me. And from personal experience I can
tell you that a wasp's sting is way more painful than a bee's. So if you ever get stung by one of those
wonders of nature, simply mix some garlic and a little butter, that will help a lot. Another thing I used
to do and it may sound cruel to some, was to chase iguanas and hit them with my shoes, not to kill them but
to daze them. When they were dazed I would wrap them on a newspaper sheet and burn them. I know it does sound
cruel and I stopped doing it after I burned two of them.
You might ask yourself why a 19 year old would be so immature. I'm a 10 year old kid
inside and I don't care what people think or say about it. The fact is that I enjoy
life a whole lot more this way than trying to act mature and "grown up" like so many
people try to do, but they fail miserably. I lost a girlfriend because of this. She would really get ambarrased by some of the things I would do.
I recall once I was at the beach with her, and I started jumping around like a monkey and she REALLY got ambarrased. She didn't tell me anything but I could tell by the way she looked.
I bet she really wanted to be an ostrich at that moment, so she could dig her head in the sand. Then the inevitable came and we just went our separate ways. And let me tell you I've been very happy since,
even though I really liked her and I learned a lot from that relationship.
One advice I would give you is to live your
life the way YOU want to live it. Don't do this or that just because that's what most
people do, think or listen or because that's the trend. If you do stuff just because everyone
else is doing it and you don't have a damn clue what you're doing then you're false, and a fucking wannabe.
Here are a few links to pages of some of my favorite bands
Prodigy (My favorite band. None come close to them.)
Robert Nesta (Bob) Marley (Second favorite only to Prodigy. Get the low
down on REAL reggae)
Chemical Brothers (One of the coolest bands in the electro genre)
Rage Against The Machine (Rage!!! Need I say more??)
Banco de Gaia (Banco who?? Don't know who he is?? Then go check him out.)
Sneaker Pimps (English band that rocks majorly!!)
Marilyn Manson (Is there anything else I need to write???)
Lords of Acid
Revolting Cocks (This is NOT a gay site. Just check it out)
Apollo Four Forty (If you have luck the link will work)
Burning Spear (Another great reggae talent)
Tool (I like this page better than the official)
Atari Teenage Riot
Sublime
No Doubt
Hanson!!!! (Say what?!?!?!?)
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