Do you know who that man is??? Of course.....duh!!!! But in case you've been completely secluded from civilization, his name is Pee-wee Herman. He's a great comedian and actor. And he is most remembered by his great performance on Pee-wee's Big Adventure. No?? Well then Big Top Pee-wee perhabs?? No?!? Oh I get it, from Pee-wee's Playhouse that's it!!! No?!?! OK OK who are we kidding???

Pee-wee Herman is most remembered by what you might call a Yank Attack. He was caught beating the ham on a XXX movie theater. And I only have one thing to say about that. So what!!! Everybody yanks (of course, the ladies do something else), and the person that tells you otherwise is a lying son of a bitch!!! He was accused like if he had commited some sort of a crime. If yanking is a crime, heh heh heh, they might as well give me life sentence because I do it on a very regular basis. For what the hell you go to a damn XXX theather anyways?!?! It sure is not to sit there and just watch!!! So fuck off!!!

The religious leaders and politicians all ganged up on him and he was forced to cancel Pee-wee's Playhouse, wich I must say is definitely a shame. They came out saying that what he had done was inexcusable and he was a sinner. That's all a big pile of bullshit!!!! If yanking is a sin I might as well forget about going to Heaven, and I'm sure a damn lot of people can forget about it too. All those supposedly religious leaders yanked at one time and they know it. Hey, maybe they still do it on a regular basis. What's even worse, some of them even take your wives and daughters and have sex with them claiming that they're the Chosen One or some crap like that.

And let's not forget about the politicians. Come on Billy, you know you've choked the chicken a few times here and there. You know you still do it. And your little friends too. If you want my opinion, I think Newt Gingrich has a few vibrating vaginas in his house. And who knows....maybe a vibrator too huh?? Maybe he likes it up his 70 year old ass. I'm not certain of this but he looks like the good old sick son of a bitch type who yanks on a limp dick!!!

So if any of you so called religious leaders or crappy governmental yankers ever get the chance to read this, I have a few words of wisdom for you. Fuck off stupid bastards!!! I will yank whenever the hell I feel like it and so does anyone else.

Me raspo una jodia casqueta y le tiro el lechazo en sus caras chorro de hijos de la gran puta!!! Yo me la jalo cuando me salga de los cojones!!!

Could you ever conceive that?? I know I still don't.

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