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• something that's so big you will have taken a few hundred thousand bites by the time you're done but regardless of how hard you tried you would never have been able to put your hands on.
• a psycological illness where the afflicted believe they are accomplishing great feats of abstract design and exhibiting large amounts of creativety, when in fact they are carefully preparing themselves for end-of-semester failure.
• a device of an evil nature that comsumes large amounts of its owner's time as well as inhibits their ability to think about something else.
• similar to a book in that it contains a potentially limitless amount of pages.
• quite unlike a book in that its pages are always unbound, it has no cover, its pages are not arranged in any particular order nor need they be referenced in any particular order to make sense and is absolutely useless as far as hitting stupid people is concenred.

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