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- Beavis: Like, this computer really sucks!
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- Butt-Head: Uh, you've got to turn it on first, fartknocker.
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- Beavis: Oh yeah. How do I do that?
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- Butt-Head: With the joystick, dill-hole.
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- Beavis: Oh. Joystick. Heh, heh.
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- Butt-Head: Hey, this is pretty cool. There's this place here named
after us.
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- Beavis: Where's the joystick? Mine doesn't have one, Butt-Head.
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- Butt-Head: That's cause you're such a wussy.
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- Beavis: How do you turn it on? I can't turn mine on! Aaaaaaaaah!
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- Butt-Head: Check it out, Beavis.
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- Beavis: What?! What!?
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- Butt-Head: Like, computer-dorks and losers can check out all these
new things they can buy to make us rich! There's this, like, Virtual Stupidity
CD-ROM thing and a cool Chicks n' Stuff home video and our This Sucks,
Change It! inactivity book that comes with this handy remote control thingie.
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- Beavis: More! More! More!
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- Butt-Head: I get a stiffie just thinking about it.
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- Beavis: Where are the chicks? We need chicks!
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- Butt-Head: Uh, I dunno. But you can download all these cool games,
like Hock-a-Loogie and Air-Guitar and make your computer burp and fart
and stuff. You can play, like, a fart symphony or something.
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- Beavis: Fart, fart. fart. I need TP for my bung-hole!
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- Butt-Head: Heh, heh. Cool.
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- Beavis: I am Cornholio. I need TP for my bung-holio!
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- Butt-Head: Heh, heh. Heh, heh.
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- Beavis: I am Cornholio. Aaaaaaaaaah!
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- Butt-Head: Uh, settle down, Beavis.
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- Beavis: Joystick! Heh, heh.
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- Butt-Head: Heh, heh. You said "Joystick."
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- Beavis: Heh, heh.
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- Butt-Head: This place would be pretty cool, like, if you could read
and stuff.
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