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Top 10 Philosophy Questions of All Time (Answered!)

 

The Top 10 Philosophy Questions of All Time, Answered!
 
10. How do I know anything really exists?
-Kick it *really* hard.
 
9. What is the essence of being human?
-Not understanding the opposite sex.
 
8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it,
does it make a sound?
-Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.
 
7. How do I know I'm not just a brain in a vat, hooked up to a computer
simulation of life?
-Look in the mirror. If you see a gray, spongy thing in a glass
container, you are.
 
6. Can our minds exist separately from our bodies?
-If they could, we'd just send our minds to class and sleep in every
morning.
 
5. Is there a God?
-A billion Christians can't be wrong.
 
4. What is the nature of Knowledge?
-I'm still trying to figure out the nature of *college*.
 
3. What is the mean

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