 | Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? |
| Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? |
| Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? |
| Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? |
| Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? |
| Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? |
| Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
| How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? |
| If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? |
| If a cow laughed, would milk come of out her nose? |
| If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? |
| If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would
happen? |
| If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the
headlights? |
| You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"? |
| Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
| Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? |
| Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's a shipment, but when you
transport something by ship, it's called cargo? |
| You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? |
| Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
| Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume
on the radio? |
