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The All-New "Don't laugh at my score" Purity TestFor the Totally Sexually Cluelessby Randy Spangler 11/19/90I. IntroductionThis test is comprised of 132 questions. It is similar to the other purity tests that are floating around (such as the 400, 500, 1000, 257, and about a dozen versions of the 100) in that it measures your general level of kinkiness. However, this test is specifically designed for those who score over 80% pure on most other tests, and are giggled at and otherwise made to feel clueless. The questions on this test are worded gently for your virginal ears. Furthermore, unless you are a complete and total dweeb (nerd, Momma's boy, J.A.P., Daddy's little sweetheart) you cannot possibly score as embarrassingly high on this test as you did on those other (filthy, horrible) tests. If this test whets your appetite, and you think you want to experience more, then get ahold of one of the other purity tests. All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened at any time in your life, whether you were an infant or not. Let's face it: if you've got a 96.5% score on the 400-question test, you're going to need all the help you can get. There is no passing nor failing score for this test, but if you manage to score above 90% on this test, you are in serious need of help. A "MOS" is a Member of the Opposite Sex. A "MSS" is a Member of the Same Sex. II. The TestIII. ScoringIf you're this pure, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of scoring with anyone. However, to figure out your purity score, total up your total number of "yes" answers. Subtract from 132, and divide the result by 132. That's your new purity score. |
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