I've had this one stored on my 'puter for over a year now.
It's time to confess.........

???Where's Mom??? I can hear them calling, so I know they are fine "Where's Mom?", they are saying Don't they know I'm online? "We're hungry," I hear I tell them please hush Mom is online now, what is the rush? They had a bite yesterday when the phone lines were out These kids will drive you crazy Oh look, there's the pout I quickly dispense bowls of cereal as I download a file no time wasted here I'm a true computerphile I check out the boards and respond to a few "We're so bored," moan the children, "what can we do?" I tell them to stop, and please do not whine can't they see that their mother is busy online? The grumbling continues as they wander about "Mom's ALWAYS on the computer!" together they shout Unawares to me they yank the phone line from the jack and say, "Daddy's right, this IS the way to get mommy back!" No, these aren't my kids saying this stuff.                       Honest!