Popsicle Stick Funnies

No matter how hard you work, there's always a moment for a little chuckle...

The following were found on popsicle sticks...

	What building has the most stories? The library.
	What were the two talkative computers doing? They we having a disc-cussion.
	What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? A nightmare.
	Where do plants play football? The Ivy League.
	What's the best way to prevent fish from smelling? Plug their noses?
	What did the grape do when the fat man stepped on it? It gave out a little wine.
	Why did the annoying exterminator lose his job? He bugged his boss.
	Why did the computer squeak? Somebody stepped on the mouse.
	What time is it when seven hungry lions are chasing you? Seven after one.
	What's everyne doing at the same time, but at different rates? Growing older.
	What did the bug say when it was stepped on? Nothing, bugs can't talk.
	What bird is always sad? A Bluebird.
	What key won't open any door? A Donkey.
	What is a wheel's favorite song? "Merrily We Roll Along."

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