 How come you press harder on a remote-control when you
know the battery is dead? |
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| Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? | |
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?  | |
| When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? | |
| If it's zero degrees outside and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow... how cold is it going to be? | |
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| Do fish get cramps after eating? | Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosylabic? |
| How come abbreviated is such a long word? | |
| Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? | |
| If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? | |
| How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but ducked when someone threw a gun at him? | |
| Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery? | |
| Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? | |
| That's enough thinking for now. Conserve those little grey cells. Get back to work! |  |