The Infamous LightBulb

How many cowboys does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to actually change it, one to write a song about how darn hard it was, and two to go out in the parking lot and fight about it. How many Texans does it take to change a lightbulb? 17 - lightbulbs are bigger in Texas! How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three, one to hold the bulb, and two to bring in the couch from the front porch.

I found this one waiting for me in my eMail. Just had to pass this one on!
Car Problems

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor. I for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator." "No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted. "OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?" "In the lake."

Computer Definitions

486: The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. Syntax Error: Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object. GUI (pronounced gooey): What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. Computer Chip: Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming. Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer. Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen. Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation and on business trips. Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline. Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

How many of these apply to your PC experience?!