A man, driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....
"What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was only going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." [The man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: "I'm also giving a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
[The man gives his wife a dirtylook.]
Officer: "I see you're not wearing your seatbelt. I'll have to give you a citation for that also."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your dern mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks,
"Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the
time?"
Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."
