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| A man was brought to
Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary surgery.
the operation went well, and as the groggy man regained
consciousness, he
was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting his hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?" "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" "I'm afraid I can't, Sister." "Do you have any close relatives, then?" "Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's a spinster nun." "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are married to God." "Okay," the man said with a smile, "then bill my brother-in-law!"
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Two friends John and Dave were two huge baseball fans. Their
entire lives, John and Dave talked baseball. They went to 60
games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would
try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One night, John passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke to the sound of John's voice from beyond. "John is that you?" Dave asked. "Yes, it's me," John replied. "This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the good news first." "Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven." "Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?" "You're pitching tomorrow night."
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