Munchie Madness

Tech Support Hotline Fun

"Hello is this Tech support?"
"Yes, can I help you?"
"The cup holder on front of my computer broke off,
it's still under warranty. how do I go about getting it fixed?"
 

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive,
if they did, you might hear something like this . . .
HELPLINE: "GM HelpLine, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:"I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened."

HELPLINE: "GM HELPLINE:, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:"My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"
HELPLINE: "Sir, is the gas tank empty?"
CUSTOMER:"Huh? How would I know!?"

HELPLINE:: "GM HELPLINE:, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:"Your cars stink!"
HELPLINE: "What's wrong?"
CUSTOMER:"It crashed, that's what went wrong!"
HELPLINE: "What were you doing?"
CUSTOMER:"I wanted to drive faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, then it crashed -- and now it won't start! Send me one of the latest version that doesn't crash anymore!"

HELPLINE:: "GM HELPLINE:, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:"Hi! I just bought my first car. It's really rad, automatic transmission, cruise control, the works!"
HELPLINE: "Great! How can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:"How do I work it?"

Munchie Madness
Oh My!