It's okay to grin at these, or at least snicker a little bit...

 

	Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "I'll hear the oldest first." The case was closed for lack of evidence.

 

A bank robber was arrested the day after the robbery at a motel near the state line only twenty or thirty miles away. Why did he stop so close to the scene of the crime? He explained he was on parole and couldn't cross the state line without permission from his parole officer.

Can You Say "Duh"!

 

    Found this one in my mailbox, had to hurry up and pass it on!

Out of the mouths of babes....

The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."

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