Last of those elephants...
A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!
Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.
Q: Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
A: So they can trip birds.
Q: What do you call a six ton elephant walking down the street?
A: Sir!
Q: Why are chickens white and elephants grey?
A: So you can tell them from bluebirds.
Q: Why don't elephants ride bicycles?
A: They don't have thumbs to ring the bell.
Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: Take two scoops of ice-cream, coca cola and one elephant.
Q: Why can't two elephants go swimming?
A: They only have one pair of trunks between them.
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Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.
Q: Why don't elephants like blue lace petticoats?
A: Who says they don't like them?
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
Q: Why do elephants live in herds?
A: To get a wholesale reduction on the blue tennis shoes.
Q: How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
A: Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".
Q: What was the elephant doing on the motorway?
A: About 5 miles an hour
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street
wearing pink sweatshirts?
A: They're all on the same team.
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Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed?
A: He has a big 'E' on his pajamas jacket pocket.
Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?
A: Lots of room.
Q: What do you do with a elephant with 3 balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the bear.
Q: What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant.
Q: What do elephants take when they get hysterical?
A: Trunkquilizers.
Q: What is grey, has large wings, a long nose, and gives money to elephants?
A: The Tusk Fairy.
Q: Where do elephants with skincare problems go?
A: Pachydermatologists.
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Q: How do elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone.
Q: What's red & white on the outside, and grey on the inside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.
Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?
A: An elephant with spare parts.
Q: How do you make an elephant fly?
A: Start with a 3 foot zipper.
Q: What's big and green and slimy, and hangs from tall trees?
A: Elephant boogers.
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