Why do we itch? Do boxer shorts box? Why is 40% called 80 proof? Why is yawning contagious? Why does O stand for a hug? Why does X stand for a kiss? Why are school buses yellow? Why is a black light not black? Why do doughnuts have holes? Why did God give men nipples? What do they pack styrofoam in?
	Why is Jack a nickname for John? Where do swear words come from? Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit gum? Why is everything in Texas so big? How does one actually zip their lip? Why do firehouses have dalmatians? What causes holes in Swiss cheese? Why do old ladies dye their hair blue? Why don't penguins ever get frostbite? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why does unscented hairspray smell? Why do men's bicycles have crossbars?
Why are cows milked from the right side? Is grass really greener on the other side? Why are US elections held on Tuesdays? Why do we have to DRY clean raincoats? How do they get the cream in the twinkie? If we get goosebumps, what do geese get? Who really took a bite out of the Apple logo? Why don't we get goosebumps on our faces? If trailer parks didn't exist, would tornadoes? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
	Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? How was the order of the alphabet determined? How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers? Why are the toilet flush handles on the left side? How does the Cheshire cat only show his smile? Do toilet seats really protect us against anything? Why is it called a Ceasar's salad, did he invent it? Where do they get that awful music for ice skating? Why can't you find fresh sardines in a fish market? Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one? Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red? Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

Why do we tie shoes on the back of newlyweds' cars? Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces? Why are there more brown M&Ms than any other color? Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes? Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men? If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?

What did Robinson Caruso do with Friday on Saturday night? Why is it called football when you really don't use your feet? Why is keyboard called a keyboard if it only has little buttons? Where does the lost sock in the washers and dryers really go? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight? Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward? Why is there a Permanent Press setting on an iron if it does not work? How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

How does Kraft get the five ounces into every slice of American Singles? Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why do cornflakes and Sugar Frosted Flakes have the same number of calorie s per serving?
When an elevator is illegally overloaded with passengers, who is criminally responsible?
You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment , but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
If buttered toast always lands butter-side up, and a cat always lands on its feet. What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat?

Now that's a lot to think about.