The Boat

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish.
One said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow."

The next day when they were driving to rent the boat, the same one said, "did you mark that spot?" His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat." The first one said, "You fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?"

Mosquitoes

Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to his friend: "we might as well give up, they're coming at us with flashlights!"

Short page, but cute enough to last you for awhile.