More to Ponder Upon

What is the speed of dark?
Why are there braille signs on drive-up ATMs?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
What's another word for synonym?
When sign makers go on strike, what do they write on their picket signs?

How can there be self-help groups?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there staring at the carpeting?