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Oh I will never forget
The place where we first met
You were the prettiest girl in the room
At least thats what you said
On the Internet
The things you typed were oh so swell
I fell in love with you
Even though you couldn't spell
On the Internet
2000 miles apart
On the Internet
I downloaded your heart
On the Internet
We were filled with desire
On the Internet
My mouth was on fire
On the Internet, Internet
Now we decided that we should meet
In person for goodness sake
Because we knew the photo's
That we had sent were fakes
Oh, when you first laid eyes on me
You said you liked my big buck teeth
And I was taken in by your many lovely chins
On the Internet
No-one can see your thighs
On the Internet
Or your goofy cross eyes
On the Internet
You can't see pickledy skin
On the Internet
Just the beauty within
On the Internet, Internet
