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Just sit right down
And you'll hear a tale
About my virtual chip
It started from my IBM
With a simple little click
I tried to surf the Internet
But things did not go well
I wound up in a chat room
With some cyber geeks from Hell
He's trapped in cyber Hell
They won't shut up
I can't escape this AOL nightmare
If I signed on to Prodigy
I bet they'd find me there
Those geeks are everywhere
I'm stuck in cyber world like them
With wierdo's I don't know
I hit F1, unplug the phone
I can't click out, I can't click in
It sets in chat, Oh my god,
I'm trapped on the Internet.
