Andy Borgelin

What can be said about Andy that hasn't been shouted across many a campsite in the early foggy hours of the morning? Some say that he is a secret agent of the C.I.A. Perhaps he is being set up as a Patsy (more like a pansy) for when the assassination of a high ranking member of S.P.U.N.A.S. is deemed necessary. There are still others that cling to the belief that he is just a sad old bookseller who is trying to recapture his lost youth by lugging an unfeasibly large number of games to a field in Northampton and giggling in 1001 different ways for two weeks. Despite his love of the board variety he displays such amazing incompetence when it comes to any game requiring agility or manual dexterity. Many are the hours we have spent in wicked amusement at his expence playing skittles, darts, pool, 10-pin bowling and laugh of the century - ice skating. To see the man who can storm half the world from his HQ on Madagasca in Risk reduced to a teetering pile of blubber is a sight long overdue.