Hasey's Bare Facts

Okay, Welcome to Hasey's Bare Facts. Suppossedly a monthly thing, which it will be once things get organised... Anyway, neither Hasey nor lismorehigh99 accept responsibilty for any damage to peoples heads caused by repeating these little nuggets of wisdom to anyone female and violent...

1.	You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2.	Beer stains wash out.
3.	You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4.	Beer never has a headache.
5.	Beer is never late.
6.	Hangovers go away.
7.	Beer is always wet.
8.	Beer labels come off without a fight.
9.	When your beer goes flat, you can toss it away.
10.	Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you fish.
11.	A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
12.	A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
13.	A beer always goes down easy.
14.	You can share a beer with friends.
15.	You always know you're the first to crack a beer.
16.	Beer doesn't demand equality.
17.	If you pour a beer properly, you'll always get good head.
18.	You can have a beer in public.
19.	Beer never argues back.
20.	When you go into a bar, you always know you can pick up a beer.
21.	A frigid beer is a good beer.
22.	You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
23.	If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
24.	A beer doesn't care when you come home.