YOU HAVE ENTERED THE MANTIS LAIR!
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All hail Zorak, the Lone Mantis of the Apocalypse!
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You have entered The Mantis Lair, the best Zorak fan page ever! Well, honestly it kinda stinks. This page isn't the worst page I've ever seen though. To those who don't watch Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast and Cartoon planet, Zorak is a villian who fought Space Ghost in the 1960's T.V. show Space Ghost. He is currently the band leader for the Original Way Outs, the Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast band, and he is on Cartoon Planet just as a character. When I first saw Zorak, his power became evident to me and I have been reciving orders from Zorak to devour Blobmiester, my little brother, and to show Zorak's power to the world via the internet. From now on this entire home page will be devoted to Zorak. You can see information about me on my new homepage. Also, if you are a fan of the Nebraska Cornhuskers football team, you can see my Husker web site.I have started a group called The Order of Mantises, this group doesn't really do anything, but if you e-mail me after seeing this web site, I will put you on the list. So far I only have 3 members, so tell people about my website!The Order of Mantiseszorakmantis (me)Davidand the newest member, the only one who has e-mailed me, Charlie! You da man!please e-mail me if you have any comments about my website or if you want to join The Order of Mantises.
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zorakmantis' Top 5 list of DOOM!
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My little brother, Blobmiester has been getting more hits than me, and I believe my website is better! So I asked the people that went to his website why they thought his website was better that mine, and they said it was better because his had more humor, so here's some real humor!Top 5 reasons why my website is better than my brother's5. I'm older than him!4. Zorak rules! 3. I constantly kick his butt in foosball!2. I constantly... oops i forgot that I already told you about the foosball massacres, I mean games.1. By the time you have read this, Blobmiester has been devoured by Zorak and The Order of Mantises! Just like when Zorak devoured his little nephew, Raymond. See picture.One of Zorak's nuggets of joy: When I was in school, I couldn't have any friends. in fact, NOBODY COULD HAVE FRIENDS! Because mantises devour each other, we never got to know anybody! We could never get a decent game of kickball going! You would ask, "Hey, where's my 2nd baseman?" and you would always here someone say, "Oh, he got devoured." I never got devoured though, I met a fly named Louie. We watched out for each other, and were the best of friends. Until one day when I forgot my lunch money. Let's just say that was the end of Louie.
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zorakmantis' horror scopes of DOOM! They're like Zorak's, but I wrote these.
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Aries: Hey, Aries is a ram isn't it. Hey! St. Louis Rams drafted Grant Wistrom! You guys ROCK! Well, not as much as the Huskers and Broncos, but you rock a little, I guess.Taurus: YOU WILL DIE! Well, I don't know when, but you will die sometime in your life. We all do don't we?Gemini: You will find a shiny treasure under the water fountain that will kabonk you on the head, and you will see many pretty colors!Cancer: Quit being so crabby! It irritates people! And quit walking sideways for pete's sake!Leo: Ohhh, you lions think you're so tough, having your own Disney movie! How come us mantises don't get a Disney movie? *Order of mantises, meeting to plan siege of Disney World will be held at the 7-eleven at 7:00 CDT. TOP SECRET*Virgo: You will also have the same fate as the Gemini, but instead of seeng the colors in just 256 colors, you will see them in thousands of colors!Libra: Who thought of your star sign? A stoopy poopy balance!Scorpio: Unlike Libra, you have a cool star sign. SCORPIONS ROCK!Sagittarius: Quit using that bow and arrow! You'll shoot your eye out, or hurt someone!Capricorn: hey Goat Boy, remember the 80's?Aquarius: I'm an Aquarius, so I rock! other Aquarians, send me $500 baby!Pices: I know a cool person who is a Pices, so they rock too!*note* zorakmantis does not intend to insult anyone. He doesn't have anything against anyone, except Blobmiester. All horror scope predictions are just jokes, they are not intended to tick people off.
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