BAN ON JELLY

Wass Inc today put a ban on all jelly products after Hugo Manasa (above) ate 17 bowls of Aeroplane jelly in 20 minutes, and turned into wobbly jelly. Jelly owners say the jelly transformation could happen again!

SEASEME STREET MAYHEM

A horrible rampage of five criminal futitives on Seaseme street erupted last night when the pack slaughted 37 unarmed civilians. The group are belived to be the gang named 'Seaseme street Mafia' (pictured above). They are still on the loose at this time.

PSX SUX

After playing the Sony Playstation continually over the weekend, Johnny T Howard has formally come out and said, "Playstation SUX"

NEW CONSOLE

Big news released today from Sony as they announced that there new gaming console, Gaystation, will be released on the 25th of May. Producers say it was made for the gay community, like Coyle.

BRADY HITS BAYSIE

Ben Brady (pictured above) has hit town to perform some of his new mateiral to the youngin's of Bayswater West Primary School. New hits include Boomerang Boy, Wickety Grub, Bush Tucker and Throwing Away my Spear for you Baby.